A Rare Trip Into Entertainment News

The terminally perky actress Sandra Bullock's husband, Jesse James*:

The motorcycle maker visited soldiers outside Baghdad, Iraq--and is convinced the majority of the U.S. military agree with him.

James says, "Everyone in Iraq knows Bush is a d**khead. He's the boss' kid.

"Everybody I know who has a successful business who has a kid--the kid is always a f**khead. Have you ever noticed that?"

I can't argue with Mr. James.

*Don't look at me; I didn't name him.

[Via Holden.]


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